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To borrow from @FauxPelini: "It's gameday, dish rags." #SuperBowl #SuperBowlXLIX #XLIX
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Kinda wish I had the endurance to drink until kickoff. Nah.
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That Kay Jewelers Penguin commercial has got to go.
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@ForksUp42 @JaelenStrong @C_Broadus21 Grammar Smarty Pants #turntup on a Saturday night.
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RT @JohnathonSPoppe: You ma'am are 💩💩💩💩💩 http://t.co/QE55T1PsHI
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I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 18)' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/dKHo0SXNXs
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